Goats and octopus' pupils of their eyes are rectangular.
"It means I can see predators without lifting my head... more food = more gains"
Calm down, this is simply a bit of fun by the team at Stolen Goat. We decided that writing product descriptions was a bit boring so instead we got Nik (our mascot goat) to supply some facts and jokes.
You can find these goaty facts and jokes embedded in some of the products on Stolen Goat. This website belongs to Nik so don't criticise too much because:
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