goat fact
Goats are burpers! This is due to the role of their rumen. The rumen, which in a mature goat holds four to five gallons of plant material, breaks down cellulose and acts as a fermentation vat. Of course, fermentation produces gas, and this gas escapes in the form of loud, healthy burps.
"Better out than in as they say. Although context is everything."
What is this nonsense?
Calm down, this is simply a bit of fun by the team at Stolen Goat. We decided that writing product descriptions was a bit boring so instead we got Nik (our mascot goat) to supply some facts and jokes.
You can find these goaty facts and jokes embedded in some of the products on Stolen Goat. This website belongs to Nik so don't criticise too much because:
- He's a goat and its pretty hard for him to write code
- He's a goat so if you make him angry he will charge!
- He's a goat, he spends his time roaming free not chained to a desk
- He's a goat.
- 5th reason goes here. (editor suggests something like "he's a goat", check with Nik)
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This fact by Nik can also be found on this goat related product..
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