goat fact
Goats are herd animals and will become depressed if kept without any goat companions. So, it is unhealthy for a goat if a family just owns one as a pet.
"I like hanging with my bro's ok, I got insecurity issues too you know."
What is this nonsense?
Calm down, this is simply a bit of fun by the team at Stolen Goat. We decided that writing product descriptions was a bit boring so instead we got Nik (our mascot goat) to supply some facts and jokes.
You can find these goaty facts and jokes embedded in some of the products on Stolen Goat. This website belongs to Nik so don't criticise too much because:
- He's a goat and its pretty hard for him to write code
- He's a goat so if you make him angry he will charge!
- He's a goat, he spends his time roaming free not chained to a desk
- He's a goat.
- 5th reason goes here. (editor suggests something like "he's a goat", check with Nik)
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