The life span of a goat is about that of a dog.
"But if a goat falls over in field and no-one is there to see it, who cares?"
Calm down, this is simply a bit of fun by the team at Stolen Goat. We decided that writing product descriptions was a bit boring so instead we got Nik (our mascot goat) to supply some facts and jokes.
You can find these goaty facts and jokes embedded in some of the products on Stolen Goat. This website belongs to Nik so don't criticise too much because:
This fact by Nik can also be found on this goat related product..SHOW ME >>
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